Kungaloosh Stickers
Let's
face it, we got ya. You're hooked like a trout. That monkey on your back is
shaped like an elephant. You are a Kungaloosh addict.
It's ok. Give into the pressure. Embrace your addiction.
In fact, proclaim it proudly with these go-anywhere do-anything stickers.
Kungaloosh stickers once saved a man from drowning. Another time, just as a building was about to fall on an orphanage, a Kungaloosh sticker saved the day. In a tiny African nation, Kungaloosh stickers were used as items of trade that helped the economy survive a drought. We haven't heard official reports, but we suspect they've been used in multiple CIA secret missions.
Ok, not everything above is confirmed, but they would look pretty sweet on your guitar case, decorating your skateboard or adding a bit of class to your Trapper Keeper. They kind of look good on a canister of teabags too.
Whether you plan to use them for world domination or simply stick one to your forehead to show your allegiance to the elephant, you can do it knowing that this sticker was printed on 100% recycled paper with Earth friendly inks. Plus, they only cost a buck!
Each sticker is 3 inches in diameter, which means it will fit perfectly on virtually any body part, and it's cheaper than a tattoo.
Order your wicked cool stickers here!
Please note: All facts stated above are true or funny.
"I stuck one to my older brother and it ripped all the hair off his thigh! Thanks Kungaloosh!"
Bobby Hubberfutch
Walla Walla, Washington
"I'm so glad these are made of recycled paper. Now if I could only find stickers made of recycled people, my collection would be complete."
Dr. Horrific, Ph. D.
"Dude, sweet"
A. Kutcher, Hollywood
